[quote=Titanic]
I have two conflicting houses led by a vile yet skilled in the military arts man and an extremely loyal man that eat, drinks, and whores himself away from his wife. Also a fat guy.
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Similar vassals here.

1. A fat, hedonistic man who is very loyal to me, but he is bad at managing his lands and just wants to live a comfortable life.

2. An exemplary leader of men who takes it upon himself to oversee everything especially in military affairs. However, he is very strict and traditional. He follows his morals to the dot. Oh, and he hates vassal 1.