By day, I am generic. Boring. A straight white man living in the wealthiest nation in the world. It's not like the planet doesn't have enough of those already. But over the Internet, I can pretend. I can pretend to be someone other than who I really am. Someone special. Someone powerful. Someone who can go on adventures and change the world. On the Internet, I am [u]Conch Shell VII[/u], and my figurative pen shall make a true difference.

...Oh, and by the way. I know that looks like a pony in my avatar, but listen... don't even worry about it.