[quote=NotExceedingTheNines]
the second one just sounds... rough.
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Indeed... I was cringing while reading it. 
[quote=Adorabadass]
Well now I'm hungry AND horny.I'm horngry.You wouldn't like me when I'm horngry.I'm taking your cake...in more ways than one.
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You're not the most faithful husband are you? You're going to make wifey very sad :(