[quote=CallaLily180]
Ricelle was woken up by some gnarled monsters, telling him to head to the gym. He shook his head, covering his face with a pillow and cursing them out. "I would rather be knocked unconscious, then train with a down syndrome fucktard." He braced himself for the wish to be fulfilled.
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*Instead of knocking him out, the creatures took out their tazer rods and pointed them at him, one screeches* "Out NOW!!"