Blegh. What a pain in the ass to read all dat.
I jest. But it wasn't a funny jest so I suspect people will be angry at me now.

WELCOME. You'll fit right here on this site. ESPECIALLY If you happen to be a homosexual emo who likes Anime! Wait.. did I say something offensive again? Oh man. People are going to be so angry with me right now. (Even though I speak the truth at ALL times.)