[quote=Cpt Toellner]
Hank only serves himself, Holmes serves corruption, I shall champion a new age of Spam.I also have a warhammer, that's cool.
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Anyone who cannot achieve his goals without the aid of a brothel mistress in some misguided campaign based on nostalgia for past glories is unsuitable to lead a campaign, let alone achieve order and prosperity. You will lead your companions to an untimely demise and find yourself quite alone by the time the Peacemakers can be bothered to address your delusions of grandeur.