When I was born, the bones of my skull were already almost fused together (usually there's a hole at the top so the brain can grow), so I had a really small hole and the doctors told my parents that there was a good chance of me having mental retardation if my brain wasn't able to grow correctly within the first year or so. Fast forward 18 years later, and I'm pretty intelligent and I still got a small head. Fuck those doctors mayne. 

When I have alcohol in me, I'm the happy drunk. Everything is funny. Fucking everything. And it's the only time I get "pouty" if thigns don't go my way. :D