[u]Calculus with substitute teacher TOASTAR BEESTEH~![/u]
Toaster: *hops onto front desk*[b] "MORTAL PEONS WORKING TO GAIN SOME SEMBLANCE OF POWER, OPEN YOUR WORTHLESSLY OVERPRICED TEXTBOOKS TO PAGE 334..."[/b]
Students: *does as instructed*
Toaster: [b]"..."[/b]
Student: "Uhhmmm...so, what next? Do you want us to read the top section, or do the bottom equ--"
Toaster: [b]"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRR--"[/b] *roars and shoots mini particle beam into ceiling, before falling off the desk and onto it's side, KO'd by math*