Spoiler talk below kidz, so read the uberchapter before what comes after!

Alas, magic armour is no match for plot armour.

That was a highly enjoyable read, even if I don't get to fulfill my goal.

You couldn't let me get just one of those rebel scum, could you? :P 

Sorry Holmes, I underestimated how dangerous teenage Mexican drows can be.

Also, holyfuckjsterisscary.