But you see Spam, while Hank rallies your hopes then flees the countryside, the Legion holds it's ground and fights oppression. Our foes are not above reckless brutality, they will not stop until you are all dead or you have conformed to their twisted desires. They promise to bring peace, but look at what they have brought with them already, peace is not the savage killing of innocents. Join the Legion and fight this great evil alongside your brothers and sisters. Resist their gold, for it will be worth nothing when your hands are bond in peacekeeper chains. 

We will unify, we will show them our true nature.

We are not to be pushed around, we are not going to die without a fight.

We are Spammers!

We do not forgive!

We do not forget!

WE ARE LEGION!