[quote=Legend]
That book is silly. Nobody needs that.*Reaches into a hole in the ground, and my hand comes out of the hole in your hand; I reach up and pull down at the top, closing it and creating a zipping sound*
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*the other end of the book opens up when Surprise closes it and it falls sideways into the hole in Surprise's hand, popping out of the hole in the ground, before folding in on itself and unfolding back where it was (in the same position it was in) before Surprise closed it and continuing to flip through the pages*