Jorick has a (not so) surprisingly good grasp on the personalities of the various Spammers he's turned into characters for this Homerian epic. By translating certain real characteristics to powers, strengths or behavior, it's a symbolically poignant story. 

For example, he made orc-Hank's prime trait his [i]endurance.[/i] He's been beat up an ungodly amount, but still stands. Why is this relevant? Because I'm pretty sure I still hold the record (which, since GuildFall, cannot be broken any longer) of user with the most infraction points who is still active. I incurred [b]14[/b] of the damn points, I was permabanned [b]twice[/b], once for [b]nine months[/b], and I'm still here. Why? Because I have/had powerful friends. My enemies aren't defeated by me, but by my allies (see Smiral). I just take the beating. :toot

Jorick is a clever boy.