Hooray, I've gotten a few job offers. Not "big girl" jobs, just job jobs. Which is what I'm looking for.

Some fancy-ass hotel asked me to bartend/waitress at some fancy-ass bar they have in their fancy-ass lobby.

So that's cool.

This morning I peed in a cup so they could make sure I wasn't shooting up all dat street dust. It was weird.

Don't eat asparagus before a urine drug test.

I've begun working on a new play, thinking about editing my novel, and making plans to get a kitty and another tattoo.

In case anyone was wondering about my life, that's it.