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[u]Within the Pits of Hell (or 'real life' if you rather it be called that)[/u]

It was a peaceful day within the land of RPG where userlist grows rampant during the summer days and the RPGers frolic around, especially after King Mahz freed the citizens from the villainous downtimes :toot . However even during the time of prosperity and peace, trouble was still afoot. A terrible disease called Sassery was spreading through the land. Visible first within spam but the sassness was quickly was spreading about. One unfortunate day Lydyn caught a horrible case of Sassery and died. The end. No more sass for you. Don't pass Go, don't sass your way into reincarnation (or you might regret it).

TL;DR: Sassery is now a disease, Lydyn died and sleep deprivation causes me to write nonsensical, random stories.
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