Did I ever tell you about the Battle of Hover Dam? Yes!? No, I didn't! Well it was a bright sunny day. Malacath and the Reapers were fighting over a lost concert ticket, when Mr. House threw a book into a wall. Yes into a Wall! Now Garrus was still calibrating his Pipboy. When up came Tiny Tina, with a box of Starfish. And that is why I'm no longer allowed in Boston anymore. *Looks at everyone excitedly, as the nurse begins to administer my medication.*