[quote=Hank]
Being nice doesn't excuse being a weirdo. Spam has very specific standards. I think we can all agree that Smiral is fucking weird, but her caustic wit and no-fucks-given attitude mean that we like her and want to gargle on dick anyway. You, however (and most unfortunately for you), do not have those redeeming qualities , and as such we enjoy making fun of you.As for kicking you: I was just bowing to the whims of my people. 
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Only you could phrase it in such a way that doesn't sound personal at all. 

You, fascinate me.

I was going to post a picture of the Outsider from Dishonored saying that, but the majority of the pictures I found were just he and Corvo going at it.