If you want a succesful thread, I suggest you put something in your signature.
I'm not going to apply for this, as it is dead, but I suggest putting some links in your signature, like this:
[url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/38269/posts/ooc]Join my RP: Caveman Life![/url]
It was a good idea, but due to you just sitting around and not doing anything to attract attention to this thread, it died.