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*they all explode, leaving a trail of duck guts*
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*Stands in front of you with my arms outstretched*[quote=Legend]
Okay!Firing Orbital Friendship Cannon in three..... two..... one.... Fire!!!!*A ring of rainbow energy holds you in place as a huge rainbow laser crashes directly on top of you*
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*Takes the blast of the cannon, absorbing it all*
Friendship... Trusting someone not to hurt you... how idiotic is that?