Martin translation service:

Whadup bro! Did you get out fine or not?

Hey buddy, sending you a vid rite now. Its a fight between Rhyss and Onikage. Thoughts? Should I make sure one of them wins or get them both iced?

Computer: search all databases for the keywords 'Martin', 'Onikage', 'Angel' or 'Nephilim' and gimme whatever comes up.