"...Well. Speak 'o' the Devil."

Kiri looked down to his vibrating phone. Always on vibrate - dinging and making all these noises just rubbed him the wrong way. Anyway, it was a text message. Something about a major emergency. Major was in all caps, which seemed to convey that it was 'super major' and not just some minimal, insignificant level of 'major'. How annoying.

"Something 'all-caps-major' is going down at the steps... I wonder if someone fell down and broke some bones - that would be funny," Kiri joked (hopefully), "Anyway, kids are leaving for classes 'n' junk. Might be a some kinda minor safety hazard if one of those Witches grew a pair and decided to go derp charging."

He sighed loudly. "Well, looks I'm heading out," Kiri declared, "Evidently it seems my Meister can't take care of herself. How troublesome..."