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We are poised to advance out of the group. Germany's 4-0 thrashing of Portugal puts us far ahead on goal differential; likely, if all we did was draw from here on out we're through. But we're not here to draw. We're here to FUCKING FOOTBALL!! FACE EXPLOSION!!!

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If we could just find whoever's been putting Hamstring Poison in our gatorade, we'd be set.