Our top three guesses for your English dialect:
1. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
2. Canadian
3. New Zealandish

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:
1. English
2. Dutch
3. Portuguese

So I am a white guy that speaks like a black guy, according to this quiz, or I am Canadian(I highly doubt that as I was born in America, no one in my family is canadian, and i still live in America. 
Or I am Cid

weird.