Well, I'm kinda bored with nothing to do, so I'm looking for RPs. There's very few rules to RP with me: 
1. Please please PLEASE don't just poof on me if you're no longer interested....i understand if you become uninterested in the RP, but it kinda makes me feel like crap when you just poof. so please let me know if you're no longer interested...
2. Don't be a stick in the mud. know how to have fun and take a joke sometimes.
3. Sometimes my posts get kinda short, because it's been awhile since the last time I RPed in a forum. I think it was when the old RPG was up.
4. NO yaoi or yuri. i'm not homophobic or anything, but it makes me uncomfortable.
5. I only play guys. i'm not one of those "I'm a guy so i only play guys" types. i just suck at playing girls, and will only play as one as a second character or something.
5. that's about it! so now for my ideas: 

I'll do anything taboo, no matter what it is. 

Random pairings: 
Princess x Guard
Princess x Thief
Prince x Peasant Girl
Princess x personal Servant
Prince x Servant Girl
Princess x Low-Ranking Knight
Widowed Queen x (whatever we end up coming up with)
I'll do most other ideas. I'll gladly brainstorm with whoever I end up RPing with to get an idea.

Fandoms/Crossover Choices:
Dark Souls
Warhammer 40k(OC's only)
Halo
DMC(the originals)
Jak and Daxter
many other fandoms. :P