Our top three guesses for your English dialect:
1. American (Standard)
2. Canadian
3. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:
1. English
2. Norwegian
3. Dutch

That actually irritated me. And it was a bit difficult to do properly with my brain autocorrecting a lot of it. Ow, my head!

Seriously. I'm unlearning speak now.