1. Fuck them, the forest is on fire and unless their blindfolded they should be fine. Run

2. Open the door but refuse any offers, then shut the door in the girl's face

3. Watch the show, free entertainment. If the guards try to kick me out I'll resist arrest.

4. Meh, I'm not in the mood.

5. *shrug* Sure, let me go check on my dog...and I'll be back later. (Ditching girls since 2000)

6. Film it, and then exit the building after smacking one of them.

7. Take it, and factory reset that bitch. Tis mine.

8. Hey, his problems are his own.