1. Save lives, convert them to my religion
2. Hire her to sell cookies for me instead. Use to pass secret messages
3. Talk to the 'actor', make him/her reflect on life.
4. Accept, have fun.
5. Accept, have fun.
6. Talk shooter out of his gun.
7. Stop this infernal ritual!
8. What sorcery is this? Pocket it.
9. Wait in line. Shake down the bully, then keep the money as a church offering.