[center][i]Day 2: We're Safe, We Swear![/center][/i]

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The early sun shined brightly in Headmistress Yui's office, bathing the area in a warm and golden glow. The second day of the school year. Everyone should be in their classes and fulfilling their duties. However, these gentle winds hid a storm of dark omen that would soon descend on all of Hikari Ryodan Academy. 

Today was the day....the dreaded....Hikari's annual health inspection. Thunder and lightning sound effects were seen in the background and Yui sighed. She would have to remind the Drama Club to turn their props off during story exposition.

Glancing to her left, she noticed the sleeping form of Vice Principal Toaster. After his cooling off yesterday, the toaster had remained unconscious on her desk for the remainder of the night. Well, he'd be awake soon enough. Poking him on his side out of boredom, Yui was about to fully emerse herself once more into her paperwork, when an odd presence soon entered her mind.

Odd and overbearing. And it kind of smelled a little too. It had officially begun.

".....Daichi-kun. You're early."

Going back to the paperwork, the Esper sincerely hoped everyone would be on their best behavior. Especially on a day like today....

Not too far away, standing outside the school gates stood a man of....questionable fashion. An eye-patch and some weird looking suit? Nevertheless, it was the perfect attire for a perfect being: Health Inspector Daichi Kuroki. Walking calmly through the gates, the immortal man picked his first location of inspection randomly. 

The library. How perfect.

Taking steps that felt like miniature earthquakes, Daichi braced himself at the front door of the library...before proceeding to reel back and punch through the thing, causing an explosion. Some sprinklers went off here and there, but if the Inspector had any worry, he didn't display it visibly.

Striding forward into the now demolished opening of the library, Daichi looked around with a hard glare in his eye.

[b]"Insufficient! How does the mountain expect to stand if it cannot brace the impact of the wind! This door lacks unity in its fibers for a strong foundation! Where is the librarian? Show her before me so I may enlighten her in the ways of the World. Show yourself Keezheekoni Begay!"[/b]

Somewhere deep in her office, Yui was fiddling around with a spare pen. With Daichi here, no work would be accomplished on this day. The Esper stifled a sigh as she rested her head gently in her hands.

This would be a long day for them all.