I get drunk off of beer and cider faster than spirits, for some reason, to the point where a 700ml bottle of Captain Morgan's rum has apparently become my infamous signature drink. As in, people I've never met will occasionally see me at a party with said bottle and ask if I'm the Captain Morgan's guy. >_>

Also jeez, I don't understand the hate for Corona. It isn't the best but it really doesn't deserve to be compared to fucking Bud.