[quote=Lucian]
A married couple is going through a really rough divorce-inducing argument, viewed through the perspective of an active god who has taken an interest in their family.
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[hider=An Emotional God]Such intriguing creatures mankind were, altogether he had created them to better understand what it was to be mortal, yet, it still escaped him. Lucian oversaw the construction of their base molecules, their personality traits randomly chosen by the environment they grew up. These cretins had been born and slain a thousand times and yet he always reverted back to this one, bitter moment in time. To this couple, a man and a woman, of the same species, screeching about whether or not to have a child, no, wait, about an expensive car, no, wait, about plants?

Human beings were such bizarre creatures, Lucian couldn't make sense of it. He had "lived" for the better part of eternity, alone, without any equals, and thus the interactions of lesser beings in such a manner confused him. He gave them wealth, and they argued over how to spend it. He gave them power, and they argued over how to use it. He gave them knowledge, and they argued over what it meant. No matter how many things he gave them, this argument occurred anyway, and the more things they had, the sooner they began to argue.

Still. What more could one do?... Even with omnipotence he was merely their creator, he imbued them with free will and now they used it. Despite wielding all of his powers he could not make them not have this argument without changing the actors themselves, and at that point, it became challenge-less.

So here he was.

Staring at a pair of insignificant insects whose entire lives he already knew. Arguing over their favourite character on a TV show's favourite colour. Whilst hundreds died every minute.

Petty creatures... Even as they invariable split and went their own, separate ways, Lucian merely drew a single line next to many, [i]many[/i] other lines. "Not this time." He murmured to himself. "...Maybe... If I made them speak another language..."

Rien n'a changé.[/hider]

[quote=PrimezTime]
Gavino Free, Jeff Ramsey, Jess Patilo, James Haywood, Kay Narvarez, and Micheal Lanes (Fake AG Crew) are planning to rob a bank in modern day Los Pantos. Switch between points of view between the characters I listed. The heist is destined for failure and never goes as planned.
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That is a -lot- of characters for flash fiction. I'll look back on it tomorrow when I'm not dead tired and tell you if I can make it work. :lol

[quote=natsumehack]
main character is mahz, as he watches SPAM be spam.
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[hider=Mahz]This story's punchline will be back in three months after the Mexican cartel holding our dear leader has been sufficiently appeased with the value of his golden Fonz statue.

Hint: I may or may not write this. More likely will, just need some sleep first.[/hider]