[quote=Toxic Diamond]
Trombone section leader!! ( Technically secondary section leader, but Christian is a bitch, so everyone listens to me!)
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...You.
Are.
MY BRO.
I have virtually the same situation; Ivan is a killjoy, so as second in command, I make things more fun for everyone, and by the end of summer, he's going to be so surpassed, he won't even be able to deny it. I was technically first chair all this year anyway, but that's so cool!!!!![quote=Extra]
Trumpet!!! Woop!!!
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Trombone master race, filthy high brass peasants.