Val could tell that today was going to be another annoying day, the type of day that would be roughly the same as yesterday, except perhaps more annoying. Why? Because while he WAS a hall monitor, he was still a student at Hikari Ryodan Academy, and while he appreciated the offer for the teachers to re-educate this Land God in the ways of the modern world, it was nevertheless a bit of a pain in the ass to do what he's told to do. After all, until recently in his memory, he was an all-powerful being that could alter the laws of the world as he wished. Now, he had, god forbid, a schedule to attend to.

Of course, it was also REALLY annoying to feel an earthquake every few minutes while he was pillaging the cafeteria refrigerator for something to sate his taste for food. The Health Inspector seemed to be doing his best to be just like Dios: an annoying, disruptive little bastard that couldn't do anything in a subtle manner. Taking a long swig from a milk carton, and then drawing out a slab of smoked salmon, Val rolled the slice of meat into the shape of a tube, before swallowing it whole. Not bad. It'd do for now.

With all that done, he finished by scooping up a handful of oatmeal from a large pot in the serve-it-yourself section of the cafe, drank it all up, licked his fingers clean, and then waved off the dirty looks he got from the more hygenic breakfast-goers that morning. After all, he was a Land God, and Land Gods don't have germs.