[quote=Dervish]
I actually approve of this.Fuck social norms.
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Fuck yeah. Seriously, I can't stand dresses. I like suits. Bam, on my wedding day, I'm gonna feel like a million and give my lady something to look forward to spending the rest of her life with.

[quote=Lady Squee]
You're not suppose to make other women want to __________ you at your own wedding, you know.
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Hey, hey, heeeyyyyy. Its the least I can do. Give one last sexy preview at what they can't have before I'm doomed to a life of routine household commitment. : P