Sheets up. I had to condense it because I was accidentally writing a mini-novel, which probably would have sold on Amazon Kindle Store for 00.01 British pounds. However I think what's there should get me past the starting line. 

If anything needs an axe taking to, just say the word and I'll get it changed.

EDIT: I see everyone gave their minor characters fully fledged descriptions... I'll follow suit, but I'll have to go and dream them up. Stay tuned.