[b]Maria Shepard, lonely church on the hill[/b]

Was she still sleeping? Could it all just be a wonderful dream? No, it really seemed like it... There was not one but [i]two[/i] people in her church! And it wasn't even a Sunday! They didn't look like any member of her flock that she recognised, though (not that it was difficult to forget what they looked like, as there were only three of them to begin with)...

...New converts! Finally, someone else in this pagan land had decided to embrace the one true God as their lord! Well, she hoped so at least. Eagerly, the tiny blonde nun rushed out to greet the new faithful...

Maria was rather disappointed when, upon nearing the two, she discovered that one was simply lazing about and the other was, in fact, using the pews as a bed. She was even snoring, rather loudly too. How could she disgrace the house of our Lord in such a way!? This wasn't some kind of sleazy inn, this was a holy place of worship!

"Um... Would you kindly wake up, please?" she said, gently prodding the green haired girl. She didn't want to be too forceful, since... Well, she was resting rather peacefully, and it wouldn't do well for a nun to lose her temper. She was the sole representative of the one true God in Gensokyo, after all; she had to give a good impression to all.