The main protagonist is a cactus with sociopathy and an army of other cacti who aren't as smart. The setting is a desert world where only the STRONK survive and where the weak are eaten by wolves with pompadours.

It's in the perspective of Dudley, a human who was captured by the protagonist and taken on a journey to the bBig Garden, a place said to turn plants into humans.

The villain is Hodor.