"Alice, I want food."

Liam's cry for sustenance was once again made.

"Are you asking Alice to do something physical?" A blue bird spoke up, hopping up to Liam. "You know she has zero stamina and reflexes, right? TShe can only swim in the dog paddle, she can't swing on the bar or ride a bike, every day in PE she only sat at the edge of the schoolyard. But that’s perfect! I know because I was there taking pictures! All Alice needs to be is bea-"

The bird was interrupted by a flick to the skull from its master. "Robin, be quiet. Let's go." She said blandly.

And so began "Alice-chan's First Errand."