^ I do now.

< Long ago in a distant garden, I, Pyro, the blue master of bananas, unleashed and [i]unspeakable evil[/i]. But, a foolish gardener, wielding a magic rake, stepped forth to oppose me! But, before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in the hedge, and flung him into the distance. Now, he seeks to return to my garden, and undo the glory that is Pyro.

v Will step forth to oppose me.