1. People who spend ridiculous amounts of money on their car or truck to make it super loud, beltch black smoke, and any other assorted douchebaggery to their rice/ rig rocket as some sort of status symbol/ mating display with other vehicular chucklefucks. They all univerally drive like cunts, which doesn't help matters, nor does it help they all dress exactly the same.
2. People who think they need to get drunk/ high to have fun at a party or get together of any sort.
3. Racists, sexists, homophobes and other assclowns that shit all over human decency with their narrow-minded tomfuckery.
4. YouTube or any other comment system that lets people post the most moronic dungfuckery imaginable behind the veil of anonymity. Apparently everyone is an expert about everything (especially shit they have no clue about), and are incapable of reasonable thought.
5. The word tummy. Holy shit, I hate it and I don't know why. I guess it just seems like a really childish word to refer to your stomach. It's odd.
6. How the news loves to report shit based on sensationalism to get hits instead of taking the time to verify facts. This whole instant media thing has prioritized who reports first over who reports correctly.
7. Any kind of consumerism based rivalry, like video game console wars, airsoft vs paintball arguments, which piece of expensive bullshit is apparently better than yours, et cetera. Do you like something? Good for you. Ever stop to ask why you're being an insufferable cunt to somebody else because they bought, play, or like something else you don't? Don't be that guy. It makes you like like an idiot.
8. When people slap a shitload of decals on their vehicles and become mobile advertisements. Yes, we get you like Monster energy drink and Metal Bullshithia. We also don't give a shit and think maybe, just maybe, you should stop being a brand zealot because advertisements and your social clique tell you it's cool.