[quote=Carantathraiel]
*sips coffee* I want to not be dealing with the stress of the military life and have a semi-regular one for once. Blah. You know, since we're all wanting stuff. OH, and I want a miniature elephant as a pet. because why not. Someone make that happen.
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Here, I just happen to find one at the local shelter, poor thing. You have to promise to take good care of it though. 
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