[quote=idlehands]
Oh, can I add another? When you call someone and their voice mail picks up 'Hello?" and there is a pause then you start talking, thinking it's them, only to be cut off by "I'm not here, leave a message". Then you feel like a dumbass. FUCK YOU. Fuck you for thinking that's witty. I hate you.
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I did that once but actually started going 'uh-huh' 'yeah'

I didn't realize how annoying that was until later