Comparing one's deft wit with heavy Edo-period sharpened iron bars is a mistake one is lucky to make twice. True wit bends and strikes like paper, nick by nick while resembling nothing more then mere parchment.

[url=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LateForSchool]Also, on the subject of tropes that need to die a slow painful death...[/url]