[quote=Joegreenbeen]
How? I need an overly in depth explanation. With pictures and music.
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Well... hmm, how to make this not a bannable post...... well, one of them prevents unwanted situations from developing in the first place, and lets you have fun. The other just controls the bleeding and keeps all the uncomfortable, gross shit contained in one gruesome little package. Spam is the latter. Thus, spampon.