"Oh... if only we were Pokemon." I muttered. I had subtly guided the three of us in the cave system, only to find that Golurk was still there... albeit, as a golem.

I'll be honest. My roleplay ended about six months ago, so I was pretty confused when it came to this, especially as I couldn't remember everything. There definitely a cave system, but it was in twos, not threes... I also didn't remember a cold atmosphere that caused me to shrivel a bit.

At least we were on the right track. If we encountered the 'Golurk,' then we were stepping correctly. "Uh, uh..." I stammered, trying to find a way to handle that thing. Normally, I'd chest-laser it with a pair of Pokemon with combo moves, but seeing as I wasn't a giant red bird... this was going to be hard. "Oh heck."

One thing I did know was that I wasn't to be knocked out easily, being a slime. Normally, they pretty much absorb physical damage. So, bravely (and shaking nervously), I began running up towards the thing, covering its arm as it uppercut my chest.

Uh... I couldn't really see, as my eyes had suddenly deformed, as well as the rest of me. I could feel my way through the golem though, and that enough to end up charring him. How? Well, he accidentally collided with a torch. And set me on fire.