[quote=Hank]
Somebody should kidnap your dad and force him to suck cocks. Lots of cocks. At least two hundred different cocks over a period of two weeks. We're talking about a full-scale oral cock invasion here. And when he is finally returned home, no doubt traumatized by all this homoerotic violation (which, I'm assuming, goes entirely against his homo/xenophonic tendencies), you should tell him you're actually a woman.That should be such a big relief for him at that moment (and possibly trigger his PTSD simultaneously, which should make for an interesting mix of emotions) that he'll let the whole being-a-woman thing slide.
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Hank! Where did the Google ads go?!?!