Many people would call me crazy because I have sworn off medicine forever.

I would like to remind them that A.) It tastes horrible so I will most likely vomit. And B.) I could get a heart attack and cancer while I'm suffering from a stroke and diabetes while thinking about suicide (I would like to point out that this won't be a symptom from the medicine but rather me just wanting to end the nonsense) while also in a coma. 

I should also mention that this is all happening in heavy machinery. Woops.