[quote=Alex]
 i am a flat character whose only distinguishing characteristic is his sexualityYeah, it's pretty awko-taco.
[/quote]

Penis 
Penis
Penis

Peeeeenis
Penis

So many penises

Penis
Not vagina
Penis 

Multiples of them
Dozens of them

Hundreds, no, thousands of them. 

This is your current character profile for spam. 

Good luck.