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These days... probably not. But in my youth I'd cash the cheques your mouth is writing and steal your wallet after I left your ankles broken in the moonlight...
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On a more serious note, my whole thing is being the white guy who can dunk/dribble the ball. Now, I know my ankle-breaking skillz probably don't bolster my ability to not get crossed, but I'm still confident enough to say that I'd make you slide like a penguin.

THIS IS HOW BASKETBALL PLAYERS WHO ARE ALSO NERDS TALK TRASH. GET ON OUR LEVEL NBA!

Also, in case you didn't get the reference, it was a shameless plug for [url=http://www.crunchyroll.com/kurokos-basketball]Kuroko's Basketball.[/URL]