[quote=Dervish]
My great uncle had to tote around a Bren gun in the war. Got shot in the head for his trouble, yet lived. Thus, I am reasonably certain I am bulletproof. I'm not sure if the cat was standard issue in his kit, though.
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There is a whole ton of pictures out there of WWII soldiers playing with cats. I have no clue where they kept getting them from.

I like to consider myself one of the greatest enemies to the local order of white knights, as I defeated their greatest champion in the field of battle two years ago.