Jira froze, the color draining from his face behind his mask as everyone ran off with his beloved rupees. Then the ginger headed farmer stepped in during Jira's frozen state, shooing away those in the crowd. He got down to pick up the rest of his rupees with the boy, listening to him speak as he went on... Even looking at his sister when he brought her up. She was a little cutie, and he was tempted to give her a little bobblehead... but with nearly half his fortune gone in one day, perhaps it was best to keep his things to himself. He looked at Matt's outstretched hand and hesitated a moment. He just kinda wanted to thank the kid and move on somewhere where he wouldn't feel the shame of his loss from everyone around him. But alas, the curse.... so Jira took a deep breath.

"Ayoooooo~!!!"

He leaped up. He struck a pose that would make the members of Dragon Ball Z's Ginyu force pale in comparison. (*insert sound of fourth wall shattering*)

"The name is Spider, 
The Spider of Rain
Ain't heard of me
'Cause I ain't a chain
I can't be 
Replicated 
Nor
Duplicated 
And I'm wiki-wiki-WOW when I'm applicated!
You see,
The ladies they swoon and sway
But they ain't afraid 
'Cause I'm here to stay
So sit back y'all 
Don't lose your fringe
Just busta' move 
It's Jira Hinj."

His body relaxed and he held out his hand to shake Matt's outstretched one.