First, I would disguise my account as Sherlock Holmes. Not that I can't do that now—it wouldn't be my first time—but it'd just be fun to do it on that day in particular.

I'd probably make a subforum for WotM, because I think we need one and I owe it to the people who ran it.

If I had enough time, I'd figure out the coding necessary to improve our QQCode with things like colours, better indents, tables, and everything really. Also, bump up the OOC/IC thing to be available for threads outside of Roleplay for things like Blorbs.

I might sneak in a couple things for long-time use, like a personal, invisible sub-forum. Or an untrackable—no link on the username, no user page, no PMs, posts undeletable by mods and admins—account only I can use.

And finally, custom "usertitles" for specific people I care about. Basically special designs to surround their avatar box.